Breaking News: CBS posted the cast members for season 28 of Survivor!!!!
WHO WILL ALIGN WITH WHO?
WHO WILL BACKSTAB WHO?
WHO WILL STEAL THE HEARTS OF AMERICA?
WHO WILL EAT THE BUGS AND BRAINS WITHOUT THROWING UP?
WHO WILL OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, AND OUTLAST ALL THE OTHERS?!?!?!?
And most importantly, WHO WILL BE THE VILLAIN I CAN ANALYZE AND PATRONIZE THIS SEASON? You know what they say… Reality bites.
February 26 just can’t come soon enough.